The Green Monster?

So I’ve been reading in my blog feed about this thing called… The Green Monster Movement. What in the world? I’ve seen it here, and here. So I said, “Self, it’s time you started drinking something green, monstrous, and … healthy.” So I gathered my ingredients.

So I’ve made this drink twice and you’ll see why in a second. Here are the ingredient I gathered each time.

  • 2 handfuls of spinach {spinach is a hard word to spell}
  • some petite carrots
  • some frozen blueberries
  • some frozen mixed berries
  • 3 big old dollops of greek yogurt
  • some apple juice
  • some oats

And then round 2 I used these ingredients:

  • 1 handful of spinach
  • some blueberries
  • some apple juice
  • some 2% milk — not much
  • maybe a tablespoon or 2 of honey
  • 2 big ole dollops of greek yogurt
  • some more oats
  • some pomegranates {another equally difficult word to spell}
  • and my prize ingredient that I forgot before … 2 banana’s

And then you’re not going to believe this… Just look at the color!!! It’s not a beautiful green… It’s a hideous vomitous nasteous color. I want a green smoothie. Not a brownish-purple smoothie. HELP.

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Today I am thankful that: my Green/Brown monster tastes better than the first one I made.

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